One thing I thought would be fun with my experiment on blog photos would be a riff of the “working woman” stock photo. You know, she with the briefcase and heels, climbing ladders with a smile on her face.
(Such nice tall ladders.) And I still will probably do that. But first, a brief moment of WTFery for the ridiculous creature that is the Working Woman stock photo.
Yep. I totally go to work like this all the time.
Oh for sure. Babies are so cooperative.
Every day man. Dark suit. Hair up. Smile.
“Hi. I want this job so badly, I wore my nicest suit and exposed my breasts. Nice to meet you.”
To be fair, the fourth–dark suit girl–is the most typical shot: a young, slim, very attractive woman with a dark suit and a big smile. Because yes, in point of fact, we all do grin like idiots while we’re working. And our desks are as lovely as our faces, with no inconvenient traces of actual work to be seen.
I wondered, though. What would I get if I looked for Working Man stock photos?
For one thing, they’re older and they don’t smile so much.
For another, sometimes they’re women.
ETA: How could I have forgotten the most important difference! The stock photos of Working Men don’t have babies in them. (Carry on.)